Thursday 17 March 2011

Litre a cola.

Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger. 
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop. 
Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now? 
Dimpus Burger Guy: No, I just told him that so he makes it good. 
[into mic] 
Dimpus Burger Guy: Don't spit in that cop's burger. 
Farva: Yeah, thanks. 
Second Dimpus Guy: Roger, holding the spit. 
Farva: Gimme a pie... apple. 
Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to hold the spit? Hah, just kidding officer Farva. 
[pause] 
Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents? 
Farva: Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free? 
Dimpus Burger Guy: It's only 25 cents, and look how much more you get. 
Thorny: Look, kid, he doesn't want it. 
Farva: I can handle this, Thorn. I don't want it! 
Dimpus Burger Guy: Uhh, right. Beverage? 
Farva: Gimme a litre o' cola. 
Dimpus Burger Guy: What? 
Farva: [Annoyed] A litre o' cola. 
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola? 
Thorny: Will you just order a large, Farva? 
Farva: I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola! 
Dimpus Burger Guy: [to Farva] I don't know what that is! 
Farva: [slowly starts shouting] Litre is French for... 
[grabs burger kid by shirt] 
Farva: ... give me my fuckin' cola before I break VOUS f***in' LIP! 




amazing.